Caffeine-Fueled Cow Sweatshirt — "I Run on Caffeine and Questionable Decisions" Cozy Crewneck

This cozy crewneck brings morning mood and a wink of humor to everyday wear. A grumpy, caffeine-clutching cow illustration sits center chest, steam rising from its mug as bold, warm lettering reads “I run on CAFFEINE and poor DECISIONS.” Soft, midweight fleece and a classic crew silhouette make it a go-to layer for slow mornings, coffee runs, and laid-back weekends. The printed inner neck label keeps the back smooth and itch-free, while optional embroidery placements (left or center chest, or wrist accents) let you add a subtle, tactile detail. Constructed from a durable 50/50 cotton–poly blend with double-needle stitching and a ribbed knit collar, it’s built to hold shape and soften with each wash. Ethically sourced US cotton and OEKO-TEX® certified dyes mean you get cozy comfort with more sustainable credentials.

Product features
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton–poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for durable, comfy warmth
- Classic crewneck fit with ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitching for long-lasting shape
- DTF-printed inner neck labels and wrist prints; DTG for main artwork
- Embroidery available at left/center chest or wrist accents for personalized texture
- Made in Nicaragua with ethically grown US cotton and OEKO-TEX® certified dyes

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean